if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
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