A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I am naked and annoyed.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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