Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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