My boss' voice literally gives me gas
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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