Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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