we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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