She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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