apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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