dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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