Dual....:-)
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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