"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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