He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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