Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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