love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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