I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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