Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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