remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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