You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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