BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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