I need help removing her.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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