And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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