Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
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