the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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