is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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