Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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