Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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