yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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