I must be too annoying 4 u.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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