He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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