so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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