Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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