You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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