I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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