i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Small penises have feelings too.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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