PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
