i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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