don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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