Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm bleeding and have questions
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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