i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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