you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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