I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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