I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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