I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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