Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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