Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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