i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
He has the fingertips of a God
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