hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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