so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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