there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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