I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
All I want is dick and wine.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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