theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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