my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
My breasts were aching with rage.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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