One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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