guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Sacagawea was the original milf.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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