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There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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